Holidays are wack
When you have nothing to do
The days just get longer

Enjoyable is
Buying stuff with no regard for
Cash in the wallet

To do that is dumb
For no sooner do you leave
When the cops come after you

Haiku is just dumb
Weirdo Japanese people
Trust them to create pointless things

Wow I remember
What I learned so long ago
My memory ain't that bad

I have reminisced
About things done in the past
What a waste of time